Friendship vs Love

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel you are the only two around.

Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care.
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart.

Friendship is being close even when you are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near.

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best.
Love is when you bring them the very best.

Friendship occupies your mind.
Love occupies your soul.

Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need
Love is when you give up everything to be at their side.

Friendship can be survive without love.
Love cannot live without friendship.

Friendship is a warm smile in the winter
Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart.

Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
A tender laugh, which opens your heart,
A single touch that melts away your fears,
A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven,
A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.

EDC/ EFC (T8)

Having 3 days EDC and EFC classes for audit paper for last few days. this revision classes were combination of 2 groups (G3 and G4). i'm so glad that i am from G4 due to the attitudes of G3's students..

Group 4 ROXXXX!!

some of their behavior were so bad and weird eg:

• shouted at lecturer because lecturer was too fast.
• meowing when lecturer teaching.
  
• sitting on the floor and doing their own works.
  
• a fatty complaint that her ass was painful due to the long hours of sitting. (who cares)
  
• the same fatty complaint when lecturer says no answering calls in class. (can you answer your call outside the class? that simple..lolz.)

they thought they're clever,
and acts like a nerd,
but actually seem like a FOOL!!

anyway, thanks Mr. Jay for the revision classes and may ALL G4's student pass the exam!! (quite hard to achieve this wish..lolz..but at least trying)

Genting

went Genting yesterday with family..its a amazing trip for me..
let start with when on the way to genting. what i saw?
2 LOTUS ELISE( if i'm not mistaken) were racing at kesas highway...woah..dam grand if u see how they tailgating and speeding at highway. when i saw they entered to petrol station, i asked my brother in law who drove the car follow them. hehe..these are the picture i snapped!




around 5pm, we reached Genting and only i noticed that 1145pm got fireworks!! my sister asked who sponsor for the fireworks? why suddenly will have fireworks?
my dad answered: who else? surely uncle aunty who losing the money in casino la..lolz..quite true, thats main incomes for genting..around 11pm, me and my sister went down to the jockey carpark which they announced there is the best view for the fireworks which actually celebrate for Labour Day.
guess what i saw? i saw 3 LAMBORGHINI and 2 NISSAN GTR!!
let the pictures to tell how grand are them.

Lamborghini Murcielago

Lamborghini Gallardo

Lamborghini Gallardo

Nissan GT-R (silver)

Nissan GT-R (black)

sharp 1145pm, fireworks played!! this fireworks is the nicest i ever seen.

some pictures taken at Genting!

clown

Dylan enjoy playing spinning horse!

Good and Bad news

A man's wife gonna to give birth soon, but the man was so desperate for sex and cant live without it..so, the man pulled his wife into the room and began the quick GAMES!! while playing the 'games', the wife's stomach so painful and felt herself going to give birth d..so, the man immediately sent his wife to hospital..
after an hour, the doctor came with two news which one good and one bad.. doctor asked the man which news u wanna to know first? the man answered lets start with the good news.
Doctor: your wife was safely borne a daughter.
Man: how about the bad news?
Doctor: your daughter no longer virgin!!

GREENBOX, place where celebrating wh's birthday..
mei sze and keli came all the way from their places for the celebration..
quite touched but maybe their main purpose to klang is BAK KUT TEH ler? which they first towards when reached klang..haha..
anyway, have fun at greenbox!! full of joy and laugh!!

all new japanese singer, MOjojojo!

all of us but half of me!

after that, heading to boston, where well-known in klang area for our dinner.
again what expectable , gal's stomach really small cant eat much..or maybe their hands too short so unable to clip the foods that just slightly far away from them? haha..(joking)
thats all for today...Nitez!

美女

美女越多的地方,交通事故越多!
美女越多的地方,空气中化学物质成份的含量越高!
美女越多的地方,化妆品的需求量越大!
美女越多的地方,时装设计师越高兴!
美女越多的地方,婚外情的发生越频繁!
美女越多的地方,愚蠢的男人越多!
美女越多的地方,花钱请吃饭的男人越多!
美女越多的地方,长寿的男人越少!
美女越多的地方,会说老实话的男人越少!

男 (male)

sorry if u're BANANA.
just find someone translate for u since someone asked me post something in chinese..lolz..
note: dont find ur parents to be ur translator!

为什么男人的 "男" 上面是田呢?
因为男人以前在田里工作.
那么为什么"男"的下面是力呢?
男人的下面没有力还算是男人吗!

Power failure

last night, due to the electricity broke down from around 11pm till 230am, i missed my favourite tv show (WWE RAW).
was really frustrated cuz extremely hot without aircond.

thinking of

how do i sleep without aircond

instead of

how do i live without you!!

what i did during that period?
i immediately called to the TNB helpline..but guess what??
the operator: anda dalam giliran ke-27, anda akan dilayan sebentar lagi!!lolz..(hang up the call).
after that, when i walked out from my house to look around, i realized that only certain rows no electricity. so LUCKY my house.
after an hour, was getting hotter n hotter..makes my body sticky and badly bitten by mosquitoes.
so, i tried to sleep in the car but ended up with the aircond too cold..lolz..and hardly to sleep due to the limited places to move..(imagine whole family squeezed into the car and wanted to sleep)
thus, get off from the car and tried to sleep on the floor. when i was lying on the floor, makes me think of when primary school time, teacher asked to write an essay about a WONDERFUL power failure's night.. totally difference with what actually happened..the essay always ended up with a happy ending but what is the reality? i'm sure that everyone experienced it.
around 230am, finally electricity restored!!!

God bless!!

MOCK

Majority Of Candidates Killed

T6- due to my over confidence, i did some silly mistakes for t6 exam. when i first opened the question, my mind was thinking WHY SO EASY.. cuz i was really familiar wit the first 2 questions-comprehensive income and consolidated.. but i'm definitely WRONG!! its seems not difficult but actually not that easy..its too late to make any correction but nvm!!
score for the coming papers!

Alien

what is it?
alien from planet?
actually it is a broken honey pear shaped alien. lolz..
the broken part of the pear seem like the eyes of alien.. right?
very rare to see this unless you found my blog!! wakaka..^^

PRO!

do u saw the distances between each car?
How the drivers did it?
Are the myvi drivers skillful than F1 drivers?
How the drivers get out and in from the car?

actually they learns the parking skills from the stephen chow's movie ( shaolin soccer).
still remember how the girl in the movie park her car into a small parking space?
ya, u're right.. by PUSHING!!
the myvi drivers actually adjusts their car's gear into neutral and release the hand brake.
then, they get out from the car first and push the car into the parking space. same goes to how they get into the car..they push out the car again.

SEX JOKE 18PL

A man went looked for a doctor because of constipation..he felt so painful and suffered for it for a long period of time..Then, the doctor found out that something was clogged inside his asshole, he immediately took a stick and pop into his asshole to smoothen it.. the man feel so comfort at the time and happy.. the man asked for medicine for the constipation after that but the doctor just gave him some sticks and asked the man have to repeat what he had did just now every 3 hours for some days to completely smoothen his asshole.. after 3 hours, the man ask his wife to help him for it..his wife left hand holding his husband shoulder and right hand holding the stick to smoothen his husband's asshole..
At the time, only the man realised that only his wife's left hand holding his shoulder while wondering why both hands of the doctor were at his shoulders when they actually doing the same thing.!!
how the doctor hold the stick?
or what is the stick actually the doctor using?

note: the doctor is a MALE!!

Finally my parents back from thailand for the water festival last night. wow, can temporary put down my responsibility to take care over the business...relax!! what souvenirs they brought back from thailand? all SNACKS..!! lolz.. and toys for my nephew... nothing for me...so jealous my nephew..nowadays my parents sek him more than me d..T.T..just cuz he looks more adorable, cute and handsome than me...he is the KING in my family for now..my father also have to follows what he says .. actually is i asked them dont buy me anything la since dont expect anything good from thailand..ohya, they brought back two water guns from thailand which i can get it at malaysia too and cheaper here. reali dunno what nice about the water festival which have to pay around RM 30 for one tank of water to just filled into the guns and shoot the peoples around them..their group had spent thousand plus just for the WATER!! CRAZY!! anyway, they really enjoyed the trip..these are the two bloody water guns costs around RM30 each..

my naughty nephew used it to shoot dogs today, said dad.

my nephew, DYLAN

Virginity

Woah. wonder that i have my own blog today..spent a few minutes to create this..my blogging is still virgin man..lolz..unexpectable and quite unbelievable for me since i always sleep once i free..between, this was the very first time i blogging instead of writing dairy long long time ago. .haha..
Anyway, created this blog is all cuz of U! Although before this i said its was complicated and ma fan to blogging but choose to dont disappoint u so I decide to take a move for it..hehe

Here to announced that my blog LOST his virginity on 13april2009.

*FIRST BLOOD*